Always Welcome to Our House
(Shel Silverstein)

A man came to our house to our house to our house

A man came to our house to sell some brooms

We asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer

And we put him in the closet in my father's room

Chorus

You're always welcome at our house

Any time of the day

You're always welcome at our house

And we hope you will stay

A woman came to our house to our house to our house

A woman came to our house to see why I wasn't at school

We asked her to come in and we gave her poison lemonade

We hid her in the cellar (put her in the freezer) where it's nice and cool

Chorus

A boy came to our yard to our yard to our yard

A boy came to our yard to get his little ball

We asked him to come in and we shot him with a 22

And we sealed him up inside the basement wall

Chorus

So when you ome to our house, to our house, to our house

When you come to our house, we'll have some fun

Yes, we'll ask you to come in

And we'll take you to the kitchen

And we'll put you in the oven till you're nice and done.