Little Star Treks

To the Tune of "Little Boxes"

Little Star Treks on my TV, little Star Treks are so ticky tacky,
Little Star Treks, little Star Treks, little Star Treks all the same.
There’s the “deep” one and the “next” one,
And the good old Bill Shatner one,
And they all look really ticky tacky, ‘cause they all look just the same!

And the captains on the Star Treks all rule with great efficiency.
Balding captains, balding captains, although one wears a toupee.
There’s the wigged one and the black one,
And a refined old Englishman, and they all act really ticky tacky, ‘cause they all act just the same.

Now the captains on the Star Treks have added another one!
Lady captain, woman captain, but a captain, just the same.
So she acts rough and she talks tough,
And she must not have any fun, 'cause the men acted really ticky tacky,
And she must act just the same.

Now the mission, of the star treks is to go where man has never gone before
Far away, deep in space, deep in space, far away
But they only go as far as the level 10 star fleet bar
And it all looks really ticky tacky when they stay where they are

And the plot lines on the Star Treks all deal with blowing up the ship.
Dopey plot lines, goofy plot lines, but they’re plot lines just the same.
And the reason is the plot lines are written by the same three guys,
And they all write really ticky tacky,
And they all write just the same!

And the bad guys on the Star Treks wear prosthetic body parts,
Scary bad guys, rubber bad guys, but they’re bad guys just the same.
There’s the Klingon and Ferengi and sometimes a Romulan,
And they all look really ticky tacky, though they don’t look quite the same!